We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person

Mondo Mayo mandates a six-day, fourteen-hour in-office schedule, arguing that AI-driven Performance Enablement Software (“Best Buddy”) and on-site collaboration are essential for generating and approving sales-driven “SlurryHose” outputs that outpace rivals Cagefight Pharma and SodaPorn. The company’s sprawling headquarters, under construction for two decades, hosts mandatory retreats, mayonnaise-eating contests, and a culture of abundant senior leadership.